I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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