I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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