well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You made out with two different species that night
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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