afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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