I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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