4 words: hood of his car
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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