I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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