she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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