i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Randomize
