My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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