At least make sure they are 18
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I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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