I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She just used a chaser for red wine.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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