is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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