So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
And my parents said I crawled through the house
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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