I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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