He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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