I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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