haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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