Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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