can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
this just has baby written all over it
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
What a dumb baby whore.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
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