Whoa Z and x make the same sound
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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