So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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