Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
should my penis look like a turkey
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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