So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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