operation harelip BJ is a go
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
My vagina just recognized that song.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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