Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
