According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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