wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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