She is in my trunk
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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