Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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