I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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