Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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