he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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