glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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