WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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