the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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