If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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