That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Randomize
