Whod you bang
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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