I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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