matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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