I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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