i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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