im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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