I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Randomize
