So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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