It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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