: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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