At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
