is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
