Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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