Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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